Benjameme

The ancient Punic warrior born in 248 B.C.E, he was taken to Iberia right after being born. In Iberia he stayed dormant until 383 C.E when he fought, disguised as a Roman Praetorian, against the Roman imperial meance as it had become under the control of the Nicene church. After constant guerrilla warfare against the Romans and after their downfall the Goths, the Christians and the Moors. In 1384 C.E he heard word that Beck Bateman had fled to the Nerd king's realm of the West. Benjameme ventured East to pick up the shambles of the First Gay Temple, where he protected it untill the Spanish gays needed him in 1936.

During the Spanish Civil War, Benjameme made several attempts to push against the Naitonalist menace under the terrible, and unfunny, Franco. Being successful in his first campaign General Benjameme made his way to the capitial of the fascist tyranny of Nationalist Spain. That is when (During 1938) Franco recruited the Minions to fight with him, the Minions converted the first Gay, Beck Bateman, using advanced Minion technology stolen from the Da'at Yichud. Beck fought against the Republicians and ultimately won, but not before being killed by Benjameme at close range.

After the Spanish Civil War Benjameme, his armies defeated, in September 1939 escaped to the U.K where he helped with the fight against fascism by helping with the relief effort in bombed out London. In 1943 he assisted in the Dieppe raid, which failed horribly. He survived and hid in Nazi occupied France until June 1944 when he encountered the combined allied invasion force in Normandy. He joined and helped advance towards Berlin. In 1945, when the war ended he ended up in West Berlin, he stayed there until 1963 when he became a spy in East Berlin. In East Berlin he became trapped, undiscovered by the Communist government. Staying under the radar, Benjameme, hatched a plan to escape in 1973. This plan involved using ancient techniques of just fucking running across the border and doing a sick as fuck slide under the 4 foot tall portion of the Berlin wall.