Beck Bateman

Rightful heir to the German empire (since 1885) Kaiser Beck Bateman the first was born in 52 C.E in Alexandria, of the Roman province Aegyptus. He was a pivotal factor in the Jewish-Roman wars of the early 1st century C.E. After gaining many spoils in the Jewish-Roman wars he received a really fucking gay vision from the nerd king of the New World. Having had this extremely homosexual experience he lead his legion to build the first gay temple in Byzantion, now known as Istanbul. He remained in Byzantion, but the Romans became less and less queers. The Nicene church unified Christians in 380 C.E, the ancient warrior, Beck, went into hibernation for centuries.

He was awoken by the cries of queers in the Eastern Roman Empire when in 1054 C.E the great schism separated the Nicene church into the Catholic and Orthodox churches. The Orthodox church, being extremely homophobic, rustled Beck's jimmies. Picking up his ancient weapon, the curved sword "Ariensis" meaning "carver" in the ancient tongue of the Romans, Latin. Starting the first and last, until the chosen straighties arrival in 1754 C.E, great Homosexual Rebellion. Unfortunately this was a crushing defeat for the gays, but Beck escaped the Old World to the New World and realm of John Manning, the Nerd King. He remained dormant there until 1933.

In 1939, he was slain by Benjameme in the Spanish civil war.

(the saltine cracker master)