Minions

Terrible beings that evolved when a homophobic wizard fell into a vat of his own steamy, yellow creation. They have assisted in defeating the queers in each attempt they made to get freedom. Minions even convinced the warrior Beck Batemanto fight on the Nationalist side of the Spanish civil war against the great and powerful general Benjameme. Minions have contributed to the downfall of humanity as it spirals into calamity and disrepair.