Sunny

Sunny, a 220 year old Canadian farmer and cowboy. She was first spotted as a small son by a childless couple of native american, Queer, old folk. She was raised in the art of fighting with flintlock weapons, later more advanced weapons, and swords. Sunny gained a notoriety in her community for being a good small son as she would stop no-good-doers and hooligans. Fighting in the war of 1812 against the Americans she moved South and recalls how "toasty" the burning white house was. Abandoning Canada because of a lack of cowboy folk like herself, Sunny moved South to Western territories in California when it was aquired by the United States' government. She remained there until 1861, when the American civil war began.

In 1863, Sunny was struck with an idea for a sitcom. She didn't know what sitcom meant, but proceeded to write the entirety of the Seinfeld script overnight. She predicted the day Jerry Seinfeld was born, down to the millisecond. Through her clairvoyant powers, she was able to become a doctor in time for his birth, and delivered him. Jerry has refused to comment.